First Story

Berta, a young girl, lived in the middle of the desert, and was an orphan.  By the way, she had super powers, and she could turn into a cactus.  Even though she is in the desert, she never gets hungry, thirsty, or has to go to the bathroom, 'cause that would take away from the ethereal quality of this story.  She lives in a house made out of an overly large cactus, but this is no ordinary cactus.  NO!  It is a super indestructible untrackable cool gadget filled hide-out cactus.  And it was super gnarly!!!

          One day, the evil rodent which was her enemy and was planning to take over the world, and had killed her family, was planning an attack on Berta.  By the way, Berta was an owl, so she was extra-super afraid of the rat.  This was a scarred, noseless scary rat, and it was scary.  FIND OUT WAS HAPPENS NEXT IN MY FOLLOW UP BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!